On Thu, Jul 07, 2016 at 09:55:13AM +0100, Lisi Reisz wrote:
> On Thursday 07 July 2016 04:13:22 Steven D'Aprano wrote:

> >   HOW TO MAKE MUFFINS
> >
> >   To make muffins, you will need flour. Flour is the ground up grain
> >   of the plants Triticum aestivum, Triticum durum or Oryza sativa.
> >   You can purchase flour from a supermarket or grocery store in
> >   exchange for money, which is typically made from paper or gold.
> >
> >   Prepare to cook your muffins by turning your oven on and letting
> >   it pre-heat to 380°F or 210°C. In a large bowl, mix the flour, sugar,
> >   baking soda, salt, blueberries, eggs, oil, milk or water. Put the
> >   mixture in the oven.
> >
> >   Now you have muffins!
> 
> Steve, that is wonderful!  I shall share it - I hope you don't mind. :-?

Please feel free to share it around! The idea wasn't original to me. 
Here's an earlier example of the same idea:

http://northernplanets.blogspot.com.au/2007/11/internet-tutorials.html



-- 
Steve