On Thu, Jul 07, 2016 at 09:55:13AM +0100, Lisi Reisz wrote: > On Thursday 07 July 2016 04:13:22 Steven D'Aprano wrote: > > HOW TO MAKE MUFFINS > > > > To make muffins, you will need flour. Flour is the ground up grain > > of the plants Triticum aestivum, Triticum durum or Oryza sativa. > > You can purchase flour from a supermarket or grocery store in > > exchange for money, which is typically made from paper or gold. > > > > Prepare to cook your muffins by turning your oven on and letting > > it pre-heat to 380°F or 210°C. In a large bowl, mix the flour, sugar, > > baking soda, salt, blueberries, eggs, oil, milk or water. Put the > > mixture in the oven. > > > > Now you have muffins! > > Steve, that is wonderful! I shall share it - I hope you don't mind. :-? Please feel free to share it around! The idea wasn't original to me. Here's an earlier example of the same idea: http://northernplanets.blogspot.com.au/2007/11/internet-tutorials.html -- Steve